Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,330 Points
Medals Earned: 3/63 (15/355 points)
Won the Pazzo plush
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 5/27 (25/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Finish M-01
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
Lose to the suicide virus
Download PonziPal
Have PonziPal remove ransomware for you
Download ransomware
Download spyware
Get doxxed
Medals Earned: 3/12 (30/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Take Damage
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/18 (50/660 points)
Achieve the Rank TB
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (30/40 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)